The 136th Least Interesting Blog In The World

Well, here it is – the 136th Least Interesting Blog In The World, though with your help it could ascend to the heady heights of being the World’s Least Interesting Blog. Please vote accordingly.

Here I shall ramble incessantly whensoever I feel the urgent, pressing desire (a desire which is similar in many respects to that which one feels when one has just downed one’s fifteenth pint without yet urinating). I do not yet know what it is that I shall ramble incessantly about, though I imagine it will be random, based entirely upon whatever tickles my fancy at the time – and let me tell you, there’s nothing quite like having your fancy tickled in front of an LCD computer monitor…phenomenal resolution, even if it is only 15″ across.

Anyway, I suspect that last paragraph contained perhaps just one too many double entendres for a first blog post, and so I shall call it a day now. I must dash off in my large concrete brick (Nissan Serena) to collect my lovely wife from work. And I hear there’s been a nasty accident in Guildford, so the traffic’s going to be terrible (how callous and cold-hearted is that? Someone died? Oh My God! I’ll have to make a detour…) Pragmatic. That’s what I like to call it.

Ciao